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The rare and not-so-elusive Rudolf (aka: Momma D, Kanary, Rudy, Reindeer Games, Hedwig, Brolorosa, or Mum) is a friendly and outgoing creature of many interests and habits, feeding off things such as Marvel, Portal, Harry Potter, Homestuck, My Little Pony, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Legend of Zelda, Steam Powered Giraffe, Assassin's Creed, and other varied fandoms. While not much else is known about this creature, we know one thing is for certain: It is absolutely, positively obsessed with space.


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im going to give up on the world for a little bit and just let myself become absorbed in minecraft

33 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 1 note

cockchomp:

she wears short skirts i wear short skirts

we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you

38 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 8,202 notes
thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

40 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 227,831 notes

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

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42 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 7,678 notes

g-erti:

i dreamed a dream in time gone by

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when hope was high and life worth living

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i dreamed that love would never die

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i dreamed the god would be forgiving

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but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder

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as they tear your hope apart

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as they turn your dream to shaaaaaaame

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43 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 333 notes

raktajino-hot:

 Who is your favourite villain? 

43 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 13,955 notes

cherubchains:

GUYS REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS A MINISTRIFE BETWEEN VRISKA AND MEENAH

AND EVEYONE GOT ROPED IN

 ERIDAN AND CRONUS WERE THERE

THEY MET

REMEMBER?

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BECAUSE I DO.

44 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 1,255 notes
45 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 15,489 notes

brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

AWWWHH

47 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 62,890 notes
48 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 5,723 notes