im going to give up on the world for a little bit and just let myself become absorbed in minecraft

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she wears short skirts i wear short skirts
we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
i dreamed a dream in time gone by
when hope was high and life worth living
i dreamed that love would never die
i dreamed the god would be forgiving
but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder
as they tear your hope apart
as they turn your dream to shaaaaaaame
GUYS REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS A MINISTRIFE BETWEEN VRISKA AND MEENAH
AND EVEYONE GOT ROPED IN
ERIDAN AND CRONUS WERE THERE
THEY MET
REMEMBER?
BECAUSE I DO.
my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years
AWWWHH








