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happydragonbreathesrainbows:

japhers:

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

THIS IS SO CUTE

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

halloweenpunkaesthetic:

mossykin:

illegal gender magic is probably the best phrase ever

fun fact: in canada, witchery is still illegal in the books so technically if you do a glamour spell to be correctly gendered by people, it really is illegal gender magic

officialnatasharomanoff:

wantstobelieve:

#microwave ding

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99