damn it i only just now got that reference sorry anon
Anonymous asked: Excuse me, but all of my fish are dead. Do you know where I can find some new fish? Or possibly some corn?
dangruchy: swiggity swag i am in the bag
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
fortylinestare: reading fanfic is so stressful cos no matter how great a fic is there is always something that doesn’t fit in with your headcanon and then you have to pretend you didn’t just read that sentence
agentbartowski: pacokickthetaco: ideas: netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
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yummytomatoes: Anonymous asked you:You like to draw people crying, how about Karkat crying over something silly, like Kanaya stuffing him into a dress against his will- “I DON’T LOOK PRETTY IN THIS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAT”
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
grimyboy: yo i heard jay gatsby bought tumblr to try to impress daisy
slenclerman: the fourth of july is literally the perfect night to kill someone because no one will hear the difference between gunshots and fireworks
buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
eridave: when somebody asks me what im supposed to be doing
iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest
tora-o: youcanlevitateme: Patriarchy = menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
totallytransparent: (Semi?) Transparent Fading Tardis Gif Pixel Art Made by Totally Transparent
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
cuddlefeyrac: au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
In case no one's said it yet
redmetalandgold: Hi, welcome, to the Star Trek fandom! Whether you’re young or old, a newbie or an oldie, we welcome you! If you became apart of it through Benedict, or through TOS, or The Next Generation, welcome! Liked the films but never watched the series? Hi, it’s great to have you! I know it’s going to be great serving with you, cadet. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, and don’t forget to...