Triforces And Toaster Strudels
The rare and not-so-elusive Rudolf (also known as Momma D, Kanary, Rudy, Mofo, Hedwig, Brolorosa, or Mum) is a friendly and outgoing creature of many interests and habits, feeding off things such as Marvel, Portal, Harry Potter, Homestuck, My Little Pony, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Legend of Zelda, Steam Powered Giraffe, Assassin's Creed, and other varied fandoms. While not much else is known about this creature, we know one thing is for certain: It is absolutely, positively obsessed with space.


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I confused the hell out of my one British friend because of these words this one time…
She didn’t speak to me for about a week.
Now I know why.

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1 year ago on March 19th, 2012 | J | 54,274 notes
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