Triforces And Toaster Strudels
The rare and not-so-elusive Rudolf (also known as Momma D, Kanary, Rudy, Mofo, Hedwig, Brolorosa, or Mum) is a friendly and outgoing creature of many interests and habits, feeding off things such as Marvel, Portal, Harry Potter, Homestuck, My Little Pony, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Legend of Zelda, Steam Powered Giraffe, Assassin's Creed, and other varied fandoms. While not much else is known about this creature, we know one thing is for certain: It is absolutely, positively obsessed with space.


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snoipahkat:

its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”

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10 months ago on July 11th, 2012 | J | 87,765 notes
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