Triforces And Toaster Strudels
The rare and not-so-elusive Rudolf (aka: Momma D, Kanary, Rudy, Reindeer Games, Hedwig, Brolorosa, or Mum) is a friendly and outgoing creature of many interests and habits, feeding off things such as Marvel, Portal, Harry Potter, Homestuck, My Little Pony, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Legend of Zelda, Steam Powered Giraffe, Assassin's Creed, and other varied fandoms. While not much else is known about this creature, we know one thing is for certain: It is absolutely, positively obsessed with space.


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Omg this kid at my lunch table was laughing hysterically and I look over and he just says “banana hammock” and I look down an hoLY SHIT HE MADE A FUCKING BANANA HAMMOCK AND PUT A LITTLE FRENCH FRY ON IT I AM SO FUCKING DONE

Omg this kid at my lunch table was laughing hysterically and I look over and he just says “banana hammock” and I look down an hoLY SHIT HE MADE A FUCKING BANANA HAMMOCK AND PUT A LITTLE FRENCH FRY ON IT I AM SO FUCKING DONE

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8 months ago on September 14th, 2012 | J | 53,419 notes