Triforces and Toaster Strudels

grimyboy: yo i heard jay gatsby bought tumblr to try to impress daisy

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:23:51 -0500

grimyboy:

yo i heard jay gatsby bought tumblr to try to impress daisy

swurvedcords: 13 years later, this sound still terrifies...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:23:35 -0500

swurvedcords:

13 years later, this sound still terrifies the ever-living crap out of me.

indigo-ink: Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:50 -0500

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

slenclerman: the fourth of july is literally the perfect night to kill someone because no one will...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:41 -0500

slenclerman:

the fourth of july is literally the perfect night to kill someone because no one will hear the difference between gunshots and fireworks

buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:26 -0500

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

partybarackisinthehousetonight: [preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:51 -0500

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:41 -0500

nishlo:

wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:15:14 -0500

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

totallynotagentphilcoulson: thelastqueenofscotland: mockingdjay...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:15:06 -0500

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:24 -0500

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

applepiebaker: # cas in the bunker cooking for them all in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:09:43 -0500

applepiebaker:

# cas in the bunker cooking for them all in season 9

necromorph-slayinglovemachine: Guys

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:09:33 -0500

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Guys

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:09:23 -0500

lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:09:05 -0500

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

eridave: when somebody asks me what im supposed to be doing

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:17 -0500

eridave:

when somebody asks me what im supposed to be doing

doublemooncrab: undergrounduno: catboatventure: asgardreid: w...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:39 -0500

doublemooncrab:

undergrounduno:

catboatventure:

asgardreid:

wadesdeadpoolparty:

syngeist:

Ironpool

OH my sweet jesus

This is simultaneously the worst and best idea ever.

YES let’s give the guy with voices more power. This would be awesome.

To deny Wade this armor would be like denying him a chimichanga.

Don’t be the guy who denied Wade the chimichanga.

This reminds me of the time DP was contracted to turn Iron Man back into an alcoholic but couldn’t do it (because he felt bad) so instead he knocked out Stark, put on his armor, and flew around drinking booze so he’d get paid. Bless you Deadpool. Bless.

iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:25 -0500

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:19 -0500

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:59:44 -0500

horse-feces:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

tora-o: youcanlevitateme: Patriarchy = menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:57 -0500

tora-o:

youcanlevitateme:

Patriarchy =

menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK

Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.